Post by Kaylaneh on Aug 13, 2011 11:36:13 GMT 1
Heya!
Not sure everyone noticed the advertisement for the new short story in the launcher so I decided to link it.
eu.battle.net/wow/en/game/lore/leader-story/tyrande-whisperwind/1
For your sanity, here's a short summary of the 'enlightening' revelations.
- Tyrande has giant boobs.
- Tyrande likes to be held in a groping manner by Malfurion.
- Tyrande calls Malfurion 'Mal', reminds me of my lol-RP days with Malreas.
- Shandris cries like a small baby and acts like a toddler even though she is 10.000(!) years old.
- Tyrande wears plate armour and has no problem casting holy energies at Shandris.
- Tyrande likes to cry a lot over Shandris.
- There are 'terrible winds' in Maestra's Post. Must be constipation!
- Tyrande has so much pain! She likes to hide alone in the Temple! Oh the agony!
- Tyrande's life would be empty without Shandris! Even though she leads us all..*coughs*
Honestly, the ONLY thing good about this story was the description of High Priestess Dejanha.
*takes an aspirin*
Forgive me, I must recover.
Not sure everyone noticed the advertisement for the new short story in the launcher so I decided to link it.
eu.battle.net/wow/en/game/lore/leader-story/tyrande-whisperwind/1
For your sanity, here's a short summary of the 'enlightening' revelations.
- Tyrande has giant boobs.
- Tyrande likes to be held in a groping manner by Malfurion.
- Tyrande calls Malfurion 'Mal', reminds me of my lol-RP days with Malreas.
- Shandris cries like a small baby and acts like a toddler even though she is 10.000(!) years old.
- Tyrande wears plate armour and has no problem casting holy energies at Shandris.
- Tyrande likes to cry a lot over Shandris.
- There are 'terrible winds' in Maestra's Post. Must be constipation!
- Tyrande has so much pain! She likes to hide alone in the Temple! Oh the agony!
- Tyrande's life would be empty without Shandris! Even though she leads us all..*coughs*
Honestly, the ONLY thing good about this story was the description of High Priestess Dejanha.
*takes an aspirin*
Forgive me, I must recover.